The first time I met my wife was Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me Frog Shirt Halloween. I was sitting out a year of college work, but I went to a costume party at my old fraternity. I was pretty stupid drunk, pretty early. Somehow I ended up in my buddy Eric’s room watching tv by myself. This girl barges in the room look at me and say, You’re not Eric!” To which I reply, “Neither are you!” Turns out her roommate was hot for Eric but too shy to go talk to him, so her roommate decided to go find him. Two weeks later, the room and I got set up on a double date with Eric and the roommate. That was in 1991. When I was 13, I met a girl, Debby, at summer camp.
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She talked about her horses and attending the Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me Frog Shirt big interstate fair every year with her 4H group. On my 13th birthday, I went to the fair and looked Debby up. She agreed to go to the carnival with me but wasn’t all that interested (I can’t blame her, 13-year old me was a dweeb). She brought along her annoying girlfriend Rene to keep me from getting too fresh, which worked. I was determined to get Debby alone, not that I knew exactly why, so I took the girls on the Tip-Top ride. Rene got sick, got off the ride, and puked. Debby and Rene used that as an excuse to split, and I never saw Debby again.